honestly.

Post three.

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 23:53:55 +0000

I was right when I told my mirrored self that today was the day that bangs would look good on us.

Not.

Post Two.

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 23:50:47 +0000

I was fishing something out from behind somewhere that was just beyond my reach. It wasn’t working out for me so I fenagled an extraordinary stick with a clip on the end to grab what was out of my reach.

It worked.

My very first thought after my success?

I could totally escape from prison if the keys were juuussst out of my reach, outside my cell.

I know I’m right.

Not.

Post One.

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 15:25:45 +0000

Almost 23 years ago I watched my then boyfriend get angry at a printer and nearly launch it across the room.

I was right to think he’d never turn into a needy, uncontrolled, narcissistic, emotional neanderthal who would pound my whole gingerbread world into a crumb of existence for the next 15 years.

Not.